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there's a guy from bgx
who uh actually
um he grew up in uh Trump a molester
that were Trump yeah that's okay he grew
up in Trump Village which is like right
near Brighton
and he was totally secular
he didn't know didn't keep anything of
Judaism nothing nothing nothing
it changed his entire life around became
observant and amazing it was one of my
bjx heroes amazing fellow
so a few months ago his father-in-law
died his father-in-law was not religious
although his wife of course is religious
his father-in-law was secular and
there's no one to say kaddish
who's gonna say goddess so he even
though it's a big commitment because it
means you got to be a three millionaire
a day by hook go by crook you know your
your most favorite baseball game could
be playing I don't know what it is you
know and you could you know have this
going on and that going on but you got
to be at those minions three times a day
you gotta say the kaddish of him to say
the cottage is not so easy because he
learned Hebrew later in life and he has
to like basically you know stutter it
and
but he said
I'm gonna do it
he went against his nature and he stood
apart and he became unique he was
clothes
and then one day he has to go out into
Long Island
and he goes to his town on Long Island
and he realizes the late afternoon skia
sunset's coming he's got to get a minion
he's got to say college for his
father-in-law
see he goes to the shore
it's orthodox
and of course they'll have men coming in
and he sees a sign that says is a
rotation weekly rotation sometimes it's
here sometimes it's in another synagogue
another sure whatever
so it advises them to go to the other
place
now by the time he has to get there
remember it's not like next door so he's
got to get into his car he's got to
fight traffic he's looking at his clock
and his watch and he's like he's
hyperventilating he's got to get there
in time before Sunset sunset's coming
you know the stress anxiety I gotta say
that Cottage
otherwise my father-in-law is gonna you
know what's he gonna do he's already out
so
he finally pulls up by that other's you
know Place Another shul and he said oh
thank God the parking lot's full there's
gonna be a great menu here wow
he runs into the Shoal and he hears a
whole commotion here's like a whole
bunch of voices he's like wow it's hope
they didn't start you and he hears
somebody announcing B-52
oh okay so you know some shows they
announce the page numbers right and then
he hears I 12.
and 31.
what he looks inside he sees men and
women sitting there and they're playing
bingo
and there's a chairman who's like
standing up there he's pulling out
announcing the things he's like
that's why the parking lot's full that's
what they're all doing here I have like
a few minutes left he runs up to the
podium where the Chairman's standing and
he says to him I gotta talk to you it's
an emergency the guy's like what
someone's in Cardiac Arrest like what's
going on he's like
no but I gotta dive in mimika he says
listen this is very important Bingo
where Bingo came
he says it's important he says yeah
otherwise the synagogue can't survive
that's how we make our money we have to
pay utilities we have to pay rent we
have to pay mortgage we have to pay and
it's like what's the point of having a
synagogue if you don't have a mental
service he says to the chairman he says
are you crazy you're supporting the
synagogue you can't even have a Minion
from men you have all these people here
he says you should be ashamed there's my
bjx here you know he's not he says well
I gotta say you know I got I got a
minion who says to the Chairman's like
okay okay he sees my own my friend is
really really
you know he's not gonna he's not gonna
give up you know he's cold there she's
real cold here she's going this for my
friends this is goldish she says okay
pulls out a minion pulls out 10 guys and
they go into the low they go into like
some corner and
30 seconds left they start the Memphis
and he says the kaddish and afterwards
my friend he feels like all guilty
because he you know he'll Ambassador the
chairman he's like he goes on to the
chairman he says listen
uh
I really I want to apologize you know I
owe you an apology and
you know I just I had to say Cottage I
didn't mean to you know it's not my
business what you want to do really but
I just feel it's inappropriate but but I
want to thank you the chairman looks at
him
the chairman says
with tears in his eyes
don't apologize
and don't thank me
because I knew thank you
it's tonight is my mother's 10th yard
sign
that's the first time
in six years that I said country
imagine
