A.Y.: Getting Involved in Kiruv

I really should be getting involved in kiruv but you know Chabad has really mastered that thing but I'm like I'm this Litvak. I don't really do any of that I should probably get involved So I've been discussing it with some Baalei Teshuva I sat down with a Baal Teshuva I know you know, I really want to understand the psyche behind being a Baal Teshuva so I'm like Tell me, when you gave it up I need to know what you gave up how was Gid Hanasheh? Ever Min Hachai. Come on. You bit into it... I gotta know and a personal thing that I had because there was a mistake for two months Shaatnez I got really addicted to it that fuzzy feeling and everything you just gave that up I just have to know so I figured, Chabad really took Tefillin you guys are masters at Tefillin so I'm like Asher Yotzar that's a good one so I've been brushing up I actually have been hanging out in malls mall bathrooms in particular as they leave, I'm like Asher Yotzar yet? I've been banned by a few malls but that's not gonna stop me I'm gonna keep going you know another thing: you walk into shul and there's a lot of opportunities in shul for this kind of thing like you know that guy who gets up for Shmoneh Esrei and he's like that's a cry for help like it's fine. You can stay outside and another thing that I've noticed in shul which has been getting to me lately once, I want to do this if there's like an all Kohen crowd and I'm gonna be there in the back and they'll be like, Shlishi? Shlishi? Yisroel? Is there a Yisroel here? I'll be like Ha! My moment! I'm gonna do the whole thing. I'll get up and be like is there another one? come on, we're all waiting for you to get up there!