"A White Russian" Comedy Skit #1

for [Music] bartender go away go away go away go away go away excuse me bartender and just because you said it does that mean I should jump no no I figured you didn't hear me start raising my voice how why didn't why wouldn't I hear you do you know how many people say to me every night partender I have a name sorry sorry my name is Charlie your name is can you forgave your parents no no yeah there's nothing to forgive I actually like money can I just order a drink of course you can order a drink I mean what do you think my job is an accountant I'm an accountant isn't that a funny thing what would you like okay uh I have a White Russian please another racist here it's go home why is this RAC what was that sir I didn't hear you I said that you are a racist what from what where did you get that from I mean that is the name of the drink right a White Russian what US I call it nothing nobody calls it anything because anyone who orders it is a racist how I mean come on give me a break what's the eras about ordering a drink why didn't you order a black Russian because I don't like black Russian I like white russian why do you like white russian because it has in it black Russian does notes not how you know going to say that because I go through this with people every single night and what kind of liquid is cream I don't thought let me make this easier for you is cream a high quality liquid or a low quality liquid high quality guess and what color is it you got to be kidding see you is a racist this is what think and I have more proof that you is a racist yeah okay this thing out of here I just use incorrect English and you never even bother to correct me because you think it is perfectly acceptable for black people to with bad grammar you're you're a white person I identify as black black man see I didn't mean do anything with this see you is a racist you are a racist I identify as a black person who uses incorrect English well I have even more proof that you are a racist that's correct English I identify as a black person who sometimes uses incorrect English but whether I do or not is all non-binary I mean sometimes I do sometimes I don't it just depends on how I'm feeling well I identify not as racist ah not so fast you are is a racist because you is are black however you're not black you're a person of color wow wow wow you know what let me just order a light colored Russian a what a light colored Russian uh still racist how you said Russian Russia's not a race it's a nationality everything is race no it's not yes it is no it's not is this racist Asian hate are you cra I don't even care you are not getting no white russian okay let me get a light colored alcoholic drink from the world's largest country a light color alcoholic drink from the world's largest country yes you must like this drink drink I do most people would have just given up by now you got my fighting Spirit up sorry we're all out then I have a black question oops I'm sorry I must have misspoke may I have a dark alcoholic drink from the world's largest country it's AOS possibility good but you said you don't like black Russian I don't order something that you like okay but I think more clearly when my throat is not being constricted oh wow I am sorry I really don't know what came over me you have a suggestion a recommendation precisely you would like a Long Island Ice Tea yeah I think I would still here why me just leave my bar just let me home racist no no no no what now sir you are a racist how who lives in Long Island my mom I don't know that's of people white people black people live there too black yes he was people color live there too people of color or people of no color people of lighter colors or people of darker colors people of lighter colors who identify as people of darker colors or people of darker colors who identify as people of L colors who are nonbinary when it comes to the English language comedian now are we well you're not getting it no show quickly uh race rist he's a bug a white bug a green bug there you go again A B of color you know what let me get a blue hawwai and I don't care if this Hawaiian identifies as a red it let me get an IPA what is it with you Charlie you don't understand me finally something we agree on but I have a dream what that one day my four little children this can't be happening will one day live in a nation I've stepped in alterate reality I'm convinced that will not judge them by the color of their skin but by the concept of their character I know the speech man not by the content of their character what but by whatever identity they choose for themselves maybe you can pour me to the nearest water pone yeah you wanted a drink I mean what are you even doing here what am I doing here I have been trying to order a drink but you won't give me a drink I am ordering a drink give me a harlem muger okay just let me get my gun hey w kind of partender are you it's the name of a drink Harem mugger Jin faka tequila white grum wait hold on how can a harlot mugger have white rum racist you are the racist shoot nobody ever beat me at this I'm taking Sprite um a what I said I'll take a Sprite uh a Sprite because it's colorless got you now buy boy got you now oh I'm sorry bars Clos for the night h