I'm officially a #Rabbi

Well, I don't remember, but I have been told. First time I got drunk, I was eight days old. Son of Abraham, but didn't waste no time sipping wine at my brisk just to ease my mind. Sobered up after that. I spent 12 years clean, but I fell off the wagon when I turned 13. Couldn't see rated R movies or drive a car, but my bar mitzvah had an open bar. They say that day I became a man and I had to obey all of God's commands. Now, it's true there's things we don't do as Jews. But Hashem doesn't mind if we use some booze. Drink responsibly. You got to stay alive. Don't drink too much. Don't drink and drive. For some folks, alcohol can be deadly. But if you drink to life, you can drink with me. A toast to the host and the guest. You all be blessed. Shalom for peace. May good things only just increase. With wisdom, awareness and wealth to happiness, healing and health to family, the kids and the wife. I am my friend saver.