ברדק - עבודה מהעתיד (בשיתוף כיוון)

Yes Rivka Rivka, I'm at work, I can't hear anything. We'll talk Why are you the only one in the country that has to sit in the container? How do you always land these garbage jobs? It's not garbage It's genizah (shaymos) This is what people don't understand And they throw their kids' drawings in the genizah Okay Rivka, I'm getting a new shipment of goods We'll talk, bye, bye Ouch, hello … Why a "kovetz"? For years I moved around from job to job Yes And then I worked at a hardware store that closed down Yes And I said it's time to move on Yes I tried a million jobs Yes, yes, yes, all the flavors, yes Banana too What do you mean? Banana IS the flavor Shmuel, hold on. I have some nut here in the office that's driving me crazy. I'll call you back. Bye Listen carefully buddy I have here a job that's tailor made for you What do you think? To be, um… a veterinarian? 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,680 I hate animals Excellent So you can be an exterminator No, I'm looking for something that fits me Maybe I should study something? Also, what should I study? I don't know. I'm very confused. To study? Nu, why didn't you say so? I have a course that's tailor made for you And I get a 40% commission Oh A course for a "chavrusa counselor" Three sessions A special price for you, after the discount 110,000 Shekel And you have a potential income of 900 Shekel a month So it'll take me twelve years just to cover the course Whoa whoa Someone here is good with math, huh? Nu, so maybe work as a… Doing bass for Poyker (drummer) A "shiluach haKann" searcher? Maybe open up a cholent shop? Open up a "malabi" (muhallebi) shop A dairy shop? Tombstone cleaner Driver Stamp licker Status star Minyan usher in the shtiebel Just say, "Mincha in Daled", "Mincha in Daled" "Mincha in Daled", "Mincha in Daled" Excellent And that's the base salary, plus a bonus for each aliyah Matzos hole maker? A sculptor? Marine biologist? Barber Astronaut a Mossad agent a Shabak agent door to door vacuum cleaner salesman Door to door, you know Don't you have anything that fits me? What do you say about working in AI? That's the hottest thing now Wow, I heard that that's the future You can set me up with an AI job? For sure. What else did you come here for? I'm setting you up with a job right now Tomorrow you will work in AI! Hey (A) Hi (I) Hey (A) Hi (I) Avreimi? How are you? What, you haven't found your direction yet? No, it's temporary. I simply don't know what To study? To work? I don't know Everyone advises me something else Listen. You have to talk with a place that knows how to find you a job that's a perfect fit You know, according to your skills and abilities Go find a direction Now I'm going to find a direction Now you're going to find a direction Now I'm going to find a direction Now you're going to find a direction Now I'm going to find a direction Now Avreimi… The direction is there Yes Schwartz I saw your comments on the Gemora You copied them directly from Rabinowitz A fisherman? A flight attendant? A judge No? I don't know. Then a different letter Alef… Stop Hey Orthopedist