ברדק - סעודה בלתי אפשרית - פסח (בשיתוף תנובה)

Guten Moed I've been in this Kolel ten years and this is the first time the Rosh Yeshiva is holding a bonding day When?! He had to go and plan it on Pesach Oh, well, while we're waiting for the Rosh Yeshiva to arrive, why don't we organize the food. Baruch, did you bring cutlery? I only brought plates I couldn't find forks with a good enough Kashrus O'chana, what did you bring? No, sorry, I didn't bring anything I was afraid we had cooked Kitniyot in our pots so, um... Fisher, did you bring Matzah Brei? Of course not! The guys don't eat Sruya (soaked Matzah) Shimon, did you at least bring salad? Kind of, Chaim doesn't eat tomatoes because you need to peel them, Schwartz doesn't eat peppers because there weren't any in Poland, and I'm allergic to cucumbers so there is only part of it. Guten Moed David, did you bring Matzah? Avremi doesn't eat square Matzah and Bentsi doesn't eat round Matzah, so I didn't bring any So why didn't you bring triangular Mazah? So you should have brought both types But Baruch doesn't eat Matzah at all and I didn't want him to get jealous You don't eat any type of Matzah? So waht do you eat?! Only Kali Tzom (a fasting pill) Guys, don't worry, don't worry I brought eggs, we have a frying pan... Never mind, we'll make scrambled eggs. Alright, there aren't any other options No one better touch my lettuce! Just a bit... Help yourselves Guten Moed How you mixed up the Chag?! It's Pesach today What's with the Tisha B'Av face? Pesach, everyone's hungry, there's nothing to eat There's nothing to eat?! What do you mean? I brought so many delicacies and treats Guys, guys - please! Don't eat anything The lettuce you were snacking on before was meaty It was meaty Meaty lettuce? Yes, I steam it with chicken and onions It makes it really crunchy Oh, so you're all meaty?! So while we wait for the right amount of time to pass until you are milky, we have a little time for a short Vort Bentsi, you're meaty I'm Dutch.