ברדק - המשבר (בהשתתפות ידידיה מאיר)

So you don't even agree to look at each other? You would think that when we do learn he does look at me Of course I don't look at you Since instead of helping me get the seforim I have to get them myself I do everything in this Kollel, everything! I never wanted this relationship to begin with I was young. The Rosh Kollel pressed me "It's not good to be alone. It's not good to be alone" Thanks a lot. Here are the results But how did you get to this situation? There was a time when the entire Kollel talked about you Because he's always arguing about nonsense I am arguing? Yes, you are arguing! You are arguing Here. Now you are arguing I am not arguing You are arguing I am not arguing. I'm telling you, you are the one that's arguing Telling me not to argue, that's called arguing Here you go He's always arguing So in five minutes we'll get ready, then we'll learn No, let's learn first And then we'll take a five minute break No, first let's get ready First you put in the coffee, then the water You're ruining it First the water, then the coffee Reb Elchonon isn't talking about this Reb Elchonon is talking about this Reb Elchonon isn't talking about this Tell me, didn't we deal with this many years ago? Correct And then too, Reb Elchonon didn't talk about this So why don't you try Daf Yomi? It helped many of my patients We barely complete one Daf in an entire Winter Zman In a leap year Why don't you break up? Because who's going to look at me? A "used" avrech, with four masechtos I would have split up a long time ago But I feel bad for the chiddushim They are my chiddushim, I wrote them Maybe you wrote them, but I came up with them Ok, we can do a joint custody Joint custody on meforshim? Soon it will reach a Nikkur HaRi (takeoff on parental alienation) What about the Rambam's seforim? I wrote chiddushim there on the pages excuse me, but I brought the Rambam from a previous chavrusa We have a "Maimon agreement" on this (takeoff on prenuptial agreement) You had a chavrusa before me? Yes, I learned with Yankel Very interesting When I was inquiring, the Rosh Kollel didn't tell me anything about this Okay, I'm taking the place I'm taking the shtender The shtender is the place Place is ground, and ground acquires portable items Of course they're together But there's no meaning to the place without the shtender What? No way! We also learned this A great svora. Excellent one in fact How can you say such a thing? And in the seforim Of course the shtender is more important Let's put it this way, it's portable Like a flower pot that the roots are in the ground Yes, so you can say ... So I see that there is still some "bren" (fire) in your chavrusa Yes Boruch Hashem What do you say, you'll start again fresh tomorrow? I'd love to Okay, so tomorrow at 9 AM Yes But don't be late I'm never late. Why should I be late? "I'm never late" You are late! I'm not late. You are late I'm late? Yes, you are late! I'm late. Who's talking? You'll be late to your own funeral First of all, Im Yirtzeh Hashem I'll be late to my funeral And second of all, I'm never ever late You're always late. Ask anyone Look. I'm listening to both of you, I'm listening to you, and I'm listening to you And I'll tell you where I'm at here Oy, Oy. You don't get along as a chavrusa Ever heard such a story?