ברדק - אתרוג ממותג (סוכות 2025)

Chaim, I'm in real trouble. Listen I'm stuck somewhere in the North I forgot my esrog at home. What should I do? To where? No. That store belongs to Reform people. I can't go in Ok, I don't know. I'll go to that area, maybe I'll find there someone or something normal to speak to Ok, goodbye, bye, bye Hi, I'm Paul, how may I help you? Hi, I'm looking for an esrog Great We have all the brands If you want, we have a Skinny Esrog Slim Fit Very much in style In style? Of course, we also have many colors Colors? You want a colorful one, right? You don't want a classic one You rascal Look We have a red esrog Like a diamond, a red diamond If you want? We for sure have that too a golden esrog, an orange esrog a blue esrog a glittered esrog All the colors I don't understand what's all the craziness here I'm just looking for a mehudar esrog, just mehudar You want mehudar? So say "mehudar" A mehudar esrog It's stuttered with diamonds 24 carats Excuse me How does the esrog fit me? Excellent Yeah? It doesn't make me look too fat? No, it fits you perfectly Thanks Listen, I'm a simple avrech I'm looking for something mehudar that fits me Fits me? So say, "custom made" Turn around Wait Ok, the other side Give me your hand Wait I see you're very strong You work out Maybe you want something that will fit you Something big, Oversize Oversize is in style Hold on a second a Teimani esrog No, that's too big on me I don't want Teimani You don't want Teimani? What are you, a racist? No racism allowed here! No, of course not, chas v'sholom I don't have any problem with any species It's just too big on me Look, if you don't want an esrog We also have a pomelo We accept everyone I want an esrog A regular esrog Ah Look The peeled esrog That's the 2026 Collection New It's not kosher Kosher? What, you eat it? No, kosher according to halacha Listen, you have totally lost your sanity Taking an esrog is d'Orayssa And you are trying to change it to red, to yellow? Tell me There's nobody else here? Is there any posek (motz) here? You don't have? Where is the posek (motz)? Of course Someone called me? Hi, I'm Amotz How may I help you? I'm looking for a mehudar esrog Here everything is Mehadrin min haMehadrin You need it urgently for Sukkos? Because I have something rare It'll arrive in two months A color that you don't see every day Finally, a classic esrog How much does it cost? 700 Shekel Wow, expensive Ok, I have no other choice How would you like to pay? With credit Payments? Yes please How many? The more the better Okay Thank you Should I gift wrap it for you? One of those that follow us Will get it home delivered Our special esrog Just do Subscribe And you'll get the special esrog home delivered Will adorn your Yom Tov table Today, right? You are totally wrong You don't have anything? What's wrong with Subscribe Subscribe to … Follow us on WhatsApp And follow us on email There's an email here What do you mean, it's not good to follow? You don't want the esrog? Here, follow, follow, it's good, and it's esrogim Follow, follow, follow Click, click, nu, click