Ari - Animal Rap - Giant Panda

Lyrics by Ari Lesser I'm a Giant Panda one of the few Who's left in the wild, not stuck in a zoo I live by myself on a slope with a view And it's true, all I do is chew bamboo Thirty pounds a day, but I don't gain weight So I can;t take a break to just hibernate Cause it goes right through like a Chinese Buffet Making me poo forty times each day!!!