Ari Lesser - Diwon - I'm A Jew

Rapping with DJ Diwon live at the Desert Gathering Jewish Music Festival in Phoenix, AZ. I'm A Jew Filmed by Doug Passon Lyrics by Ari Lesser My name is Ari you know I’m a party Jew Ashkenazi but still love a Sephardi Jew A fast rapping Jew, that toe tapping Jew I’m a get the whole crowd to start clapping Jew A free thinking Jew, l’chayim drinking Jew With a beard and hat like Abe Lincoln Jew Wearing a suit Jew, keeping Kashrut Jew HASHEM’s the only ONE Who I salute Jew I’m a singing Jew, CD slinging Jew One of the last few at the Farbrengen Jew That Chabad Jew, that loving God Jew And some people might say I’m a odd Jew Spin that dreidel Jew, I’m a prenatal Jew But my ima never wore no Sheitel Jew A Semitic Jew, purebred genetic Jew If I wronged you I’m an apologetic Jew A Baal Teshuvah Jew, that kind of newer Jew, Still trying to learn just how to do a Jew An old soul Jew, with self-control Jew On Shabbos you know I don’t roll Jew I’m a true Jew, not a voodoo Jew I’m that never going to get a tattoo Jew Verifiable Jew, member of the tribal Jew I don’t read part two of the Bible Jew A straight Torah Jew, down to my core a Jew Soul shining light bright as a menorah Jew A Maccabee Jew, totally free Jew Dancing like Miriam at the Red Sea Jew My name is Ari you know I’m a party Jew Ashkenazi but still love a Sephardi Jew A fast rapping Jew, that toe tapping Jew I’m a get the whole crowd to start clapping Jew A free thinking Jew, l’chayim drinking Jew With a beard and hat like Abe Lincoln Jew Wearing a suit Jew, keeping Kashrut Jew HASHEM’s the only ONE Who I salute Jew A rhyme saying Jew mitzvah obeying Jew Three times a day every day praying Jew Wearing a kippa Jew, a thinking deeper Jew Saying Shema when I wake and go to sleep a Jew I’m that wise Jew, that circumcised Jew Tefilin on my arm and in between my eyes Jew I’m that Talit Jew, a Tzit tzit Jew On Yom Kippur I never eat Jew I’m that Sukkot Jew, that Shavuot Jew On Passover only Matzot Jew That Shabbat Jew, living in Tzfat Jew Got that Cholent that’s hot out the pot Jew A holy land Jew, with clean hands Jew Always trying to do HASHEM’s command Jew Overachiever Jew, I’m that Yeshiva Jew Spitting flows that’ll make you a believer Jew My name is Ari you know I’m a party Jew Ashkenazi but still love a Sephardi Jew A fast rapping Jew, that toe tapping Jew I’m a get the whole crowd to start clapping Jew A free thinking Jew, l’chayim drinking Jew With a beard and hat like Abe Lincoln Jew Wearing a suit Jew, keeping Kashrut Jew HASHEM’s the only ONE Who I salute Jew Orthodox Jew, outside the box Jew Take a bagel with no cream cheese or lox Jew I’m a vegan Jew, not a meat eating Jew Trying get back to the Garden of Eden Jew That long hair Jew, I’m Nazir Jew With a full beard when I look in the mirror Jew One of a kind Jew, no drinking wine Jew The only funeral I’ll go to is mine Jew I’m a hippie Jew, I’m that gypsy Jew And if it’s Purim I’m a pretty tipsy Jew I’m a mystic Jew, that Kabalistic Jew That strictly monotheistic Jew Not a pagan Jew, not a Ronald Reagan Jew Not a far right wing Menachem Begin Jew A loving peace Jew, in the middle east Jew A just praying for the violence to cease Jew I’m a kind Jew, higher state of mind Jew Don’t want no stumbling block before the blind Jew I’m a forgiving Jew, a still living Jew Everyday celebrating thanksgiving Jew My name is Ari you know I’m a party Jew Ashkenazi but still love a Sephardi Jew A fast rapping Jew, that toe tapping Jew I’m a get the whole crowd to start clapping Jew A free thinking Jew, l’chayim drinking Jew With a beard and hat like Abe Lincoln Jew Wearing a suit Jew, keeping Kashrut Jew HASHEM’s the only ONE Who I salute Jew